March 2013
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Coffee: A Haiku
Never a day goes by when I Don’t spill coffee on myself Damn.  *This is not the proper structure of a Haiku. Deal. 
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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I got two new followers!!! I mean granted one of them I forced to follow me over a lovely chesse plate, but details. So that means i’m going to actually start using this blog and by that I mean I’m going to reblog all the things.  HAPPY DANCE!!!
Mar 13th
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October 2012
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July 2012
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May 2012
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May 29th
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Independent Films.
In honor of Sundance 2012 coming to an end these are the top tens things that must be involved in an independent film in order for it to be considered an independent film: 1. Indie rock  2. Very complex characters listening to Indie rock 3. More Indie rock 4. A plot that is both simple and yet confusing 5. A list Actors that are doing independent films for the “ART” of it, but in...
Jan 31st
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Jan 14th
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“I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, but under a different...”
– Jerry Dennis
Jan 14th
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“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited...”
– Woody Allen
Jan 14th
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
In my words the plot of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. WARNING: There are spoilers. If you don’t like spoilers don’t read any further. You have been warned. The movie opens with a Swedish man with a Swedish name pensively starring at what I believe to be some surrealist masterpiece of art, or just a flower in a glass case. We know that this is important as the camera lingers on...
Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Mondays.
Mondays are hard.  Let me express my thoughts on the universe by positing a series of painfully witty, depressingly twisted, and ironically hilarious pictures.  Enjoy.
Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not...”
– Albert Einstein
Jan 8th
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Midnight in Paris.
If you hadn’t noticed I’m a bit obsessed with the movie Midnight in Paris, written and directed by the sensational Woody Allen, and feel the need to proclaim my love on tumblr.  I LOVE MIDNIGHT IN PARIS! Now that I have that out of the way here are ten reasons why you should see this movie: 1. It’s written by Woody Allen. The man is a neurotic god.  2. It’s directed by...
Jan 8th
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“I know I could be one of the great writers of musical lyrics. Not that I can...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald, Midnight in Paris
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“You can fool me, but you cannot fool Ernest Hemingway!”
– Gil, Midnight in Paris
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Parking Tickets.
When I envision hell I envision myself being poked by tiny red demons shouting “Attica! Attica!”. I also envision myself surrounded by unpaid parking tickets. Have you ever heard of street sweeping? I have, and boy how I’ve paid for this clearly ridiculous idea that our streets need to be clean. They’re streets! Does anyone else find this as fundamentally insane as I do?...
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
– Groucho Marx 
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Jan 1st
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